Dream
I dreamt all my friends had prepared an a capella version of Backstreet Boys' "I want it that way" for my birthday. #hint

(only available in English)
Some
people rarely dream, some dream all the time, some never dream - or
so they claim, because in fact everyone dreams, it's just a question
about remembering. As humans we have the privilege of remembering and analyzing our dreams and their meanings, whether we want to interpret it in a self-reflective context or a spiritual one. It separates us from the animals.
But sometimes, just sometimes, dreaming and remembering goes too far. It can severely impact your life to dream every single night and remember it like events from yesterday. It creates a sort of split world reality, exactly how it would feel jumping in and out of the Matrix. And not everything you experience is random or casual every-day events. Nightmares that cause you to yell in fear while you sleep, wake you up with a heartbeat as if you'd been out running and keeping you awake until you pass out from exhaustion. Sometimes you don't want to fall asleep either because you know it's going to fuck you up, but you still pass out from exhaustion at some point.
Anyway,
this is my chronological collection, as chronological as it gets,
thanks to Facebook, where I've recorded most of these dreams. As per
September 2018, I stop recording on Facebook and instead use my
website and collect them in this valley of dreams. You might think it's awfully personal to read someone else's dreams, but I've found that mine are very entertaining and enlightening. A lot of popular culture is referenced in my dreams and of course friends and locations that I've been to in my life, mainly in and around my city Aarhus and Denmark.
I will provide the Danish version as well as the English, and while translating
I've tried to stick as much as I could to the original dream content.
Some dreams are more detailed than others, while others are short buzzwords or sentences.
Also, it's worth mentioning, that some periods of time seem to be dream-less. This is not the case. I most likely just didn't record it anywhere and can't find them anymore.
The most recent will show at the top while the older ones are the last due to the dates they were recorded, of course.
Enjoy.
I dreamt all my friends had prepared an a capella version of Backstreet Boys' "I want it that way" for my birthday. #hint
I dreamt I got a free light saber!
Dreamt there was a zombie apocalypse (as usual), but Death, of the four horsemen, came and was furious because he now had red numbers on his account, when the dead rose from the grave. It turned out to be his brother, War, who was behind it all, and Death gave him a slap across his face which sent all the...
Dreamt I met Alan Rickman and Christopher Lee in a world where everything was on fire except in a neighbourhood closed off by a tall wall. We played hide and seek in an old warehouse with their grandchildren and pondered why the road to Mordor was about the same distance as from Aarhus to Randers (nearby town).
Groggy after a night in company with James Bond on an old train wagon and Sam and Dean Winchester trying to save a captured male stripper by convincing him they're a gay couple.
I discussed welfare income in my dream. Not even during the night can I be rid of economical speculations. Oh yeah, and there was a lady who got hit on the head by a cement block and when we saved her and asked if she was ok, she just glared at us and waddled off to the ambulance.
Dreamt about a world with a blood red twilight, a black night of 14 hours and a green-golden morning, poisonous berries farmed in continent-large plantations and processed at old factories where kids play hide and seek.
Dreaming I'm at a math exam and I get out crestfallen to see Zorro has broken his leg, so I have to strap him onto a plate with plastic wrapping and run many kilometers through a dark forest and climb a deep rail road track to get to the vet.
To dream within a dream can be quite pleasant, but to have a nightmare within a nightmare is literally a nightmare!
I dreamt that you didn't have anything else to eat than M&M's and was likewise forced to drink a lemon beer by the name of Revolt, so I made sushi for Marha, but used yoghurt instead of rice and pickles instead of nori.