(only available in English)
Some
people rarely dream, some dream all the time, some never dream - or
so they claim, because in fact everyone dreams, it's just a question
about remembering. As humans we have the privilege of remembering and analyzing our dreams and their meanings, whether we want to interpret it in a self-reflective context or a spiritual one. It separates us from the animals.
But sometimes, just sometimes, dreaming and remembering goes too far. It can severely impact your life to dream every single night and remember it like events from yesterday. It creates a sort of split world reality, exactly how it would feel jumping in and out of the Matrix. And not everything you experience is random or casual every-day events. Nightmares that cause you to yell in fear while you sleep, wake you up with a heartbeat as if you'd been out running and keeping you awake until you pass out from exhaustion. Sometimes you don't want to fall asleep either because you know it's going to fuck you up, but you still pass out from exhaustion at some point.
Anyway,
this is my chronological collection, as chronological as it gets,
thanks to Facebook, where I've recorded most of these dreams. As per
September 2018, I stop recording on Facebook and instead use my
website and collect them in this valley of dreams. You might think it's awfully personal to read someone else's dreams, but I've found that mine are very entertaining and enlightening. A lot of popular culture is referenced in my dreams and of course friends and locations that I've been to in my life, mainly in and around my city Aarhus and Denmark.
I will provide the Danish version as well as the English, and while translating
I've tried to stick as much as I could to the original dream content.
Some dreams are more detailed than others, while others are short buzzwords or sentences.
Also, it's worth mentioning, that some periods of time seem to be dream-less. This is not the case. I most likely just didn't record it anywhere and can't find them anymore.
The most recent will show at the top while the older ones are the last due to the dates they were recorded, of course.
Enjoy.
Dreamt I was watching Jurassic Park marathon with Marha, but when the first movie was about to end, a yellow chicken dinosaur got away to the landing site, where you had to pick exactly the right landing site because there were a lot on a field nearby. There we found an old dino-cage, kinda like the plot of the second...
Fucking shine spits ass-licking excrement-in-face-smudging pessimism-spreading childblood-drinking bile-spitting sleep paralysis nightmare.
My night was cut off by 3-4 hours, but none the less I dreamt that I woke up and was still confused by my lack of sleep so I ran to the bus thinking I had to go to work, but my travel card didn't work, so I had to take a cab instead and ended up with a driver...
Dreamt I had invited friends and acquiantances to a panel about Lord of the Rings, but when I told about the One Ring I accidentally opened a portal to Middle-Earth, but it wasn't Middle-Earth but Westeros, and I went about and called Jamie Lannister for Aragorn and didn't understand that Cersei wasn't dark-haired like Arwen is. But it ended with...
Tonight I met God. He was big and blue and put me through a lot of trials. Firstly I had to stand up during a panel by Barack Obama, and it was first when it was over I discovered, that I could have sat down in the hall instead of standing on the balcony I had been admitted to. Next...
Dreamt my big brothers sat upstairs in my parents' house and composed music with Tim Christensen and Jesper Binzer (Danish musicians), but I asked them to stop because I had to to sleep!!
Dreamt I was on holiday in Spain, where we lived at a hotel with a host who could print money in cakes (mostly macaroons and muffins).
Earlier this week, I dreamt that Leonardo Dicaprio played a real budgerigar in a movie about a budgerigar's life. He was so good at it, that when you saw the movie, you only saw a real, living budgerigar on screan, but if you saw the behind-the-scenes material, you saw Leo in a big, feathery budgerigar-suit, and everyone was annoyed he...
117 nightmares tonight, after one of the best weeks this year (so far). Zombies standing up again after having their heads shot off, or they turn themselves inside-out. A cure was found against the zombie-virus (to make them jump into a pool with a lot of chlorine), but it gets released by some terrorists with a lot of hostages in...
Dreamt I was in New York to see a ballet based on Shakespeare's Hamlet, and it was performed on top of the Empire State Building, where the escalator had broken. When we were done we went down and the world was changed so all humans looked like robots thanks to a cloaking-device, which had been made because way too many...
