Dream
Zorro was a horse and a boy fell from my parents' lime tree and was turned into pulled fish - literally, as in after we picked him up and put him on a couch he turned into a lot of pieces of salmon...

(only available in English)
Some
people rarely dream, some dream all the time, some never dream - or
so they claim, because in fact everyone dreams, it's just a question
about remembering. As humans we have the privilege of remembering and analyzing our dreams and their meanings, whether we want to interpret it in a self-reflective context or a spiritual one. It separates us from the animals.
But sometimes, just sometimes, dreaming and remembering goes too far. It can severely impact your life to dream every single night and remember it like events from yesterday. It creates a sort of split world reality, exactly how it would feel jumping in and out of the Matrix. And not everything you experience is random or casual every-day events. Nightmares that cause you to yell in fear while you sleep, wake you up with a heartbeat as if you'd been out running and keeping you awake until you pass out from exhaustion. Sometimes you don't want to fall asleep either because you know it's going to fuck you up, but you still pass out from exhaustion at some point.
Anyway,
this is my chronological collection, as chronological as it gets,
thanks to Facebook, where I've recorded most of these dreams. As per
September 2018, I stop recording on Facebook and instead use my
website and collect them in this valley of dreams. You might think it's awfully personal to read someone else's dreams, but I've found that mine are very entertaining and enlightening. A lot of popular culture is referenced in my dreams and of course friends and locations that I've been to in my life, mainly in and around my city Aarhus and Denmark.
I will provide the Danish version as well as the English, and while translating
I've tried to stick as much as I could to the original dream content.
Some dreams are more detailed than others, while others are short buzzwords or sentences.
Also, it's worth mentioning, that some periods of time seem to be dream-less. This is not the case. I most likely just didn't record it anywhere and can't find them anymore.
The most recent will show at the top while the older ones are the last due to the dates they were recorded, of course.
Enjoy.
Zorro was a horse and a boy fell from my parents' lime tree and was turned into pulled fish - literally, as in after we picked him up and put him on a couch he turned into a lot of pieces of salmon...
Dreamt that my feet had to be measured and thus you discovered a Jedi's soul by name of Aurelis aray-Said hiding in my body to find out who I was. Also Zorro in a bakery, bull run in Pamplona and a waiting room at an optician.
I dreamt I went to kindergarten with Adolf Hitler, and it was when I discovered that he had murdered a kid on a path near a cemetery that I understood that he wouldn't grow up to become someone good. Also zombies and Kim and Michelle (friends) in a pickup truck with a llama that grew up to become a dragon, which I thought made perfect sense....
To dream about invisible weeping angels have to give you nightmares apparently.
To wake yourself and the girlfriend by screaming in your nightmare about nazgûl-zombies...
I shouldn't go to Shanghai during the night. It results in getting a scooter you can bicycle on, Morten eatin sushi without soya, an argument with a friend who won't admit that I'm a man along with a bomberman/Binding of Isaac chess-game which involves cats, hatchets and jelly beans.
Waking yourself by talking in your sleep
I dreamt 1) that Zorro had gotten Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice and had become a bulked-up cat, 2) Wendy and Richard Pini (ElfQuest Authors) had made a comic based on Edgar Allan Poe's stories that my big brother was eager to get his hands on, 3) I had just bought a jacket that I lost on a trip to the beach...
When you dream about 101 Dalmatians - just with cats and without Cruella - then it's ok that they get born from a dog.
Dreamt I was hunted by Russian scientists who wanted to stop me from spreading the news about their discovery of aliens and experiments they had made on them to create super humans. I avoided them by sleeping in my apartment when they broke in, because they were polite and didn't want to disturb me despite their murky moral code....