Dreamt my girlfriend and my dad didn't wanna let my tea steep the time I wanted it to steep, and kept pulling the tea bag up too early AND thought you couldn't just let the tea steep for as long as I wanted it to.

I dreamt that a Phill Collins/Tom Cruise/Lucius Malfoy-clone chased me through London because I knew the truth about Scientology. I took a flight home and biked through Aarhus to get to work but got stopped by a cake shop which had really bad coffee and cake mousse, which was so hard you could almost make mattresses from it. Here I...

Dreamt my brothers had become Sam and Dean Winchester who drank respectively hot cocoa and hot cocoa with whiskey in it, and we wanted to earn money on them meeting Supernatural fan-girls while my mother stood in the basement with a group of nuns and cleaned terms such as "torture" and "self-glorification" in a washing machine. Afterwards I told my...

Dreamt I was a refugee from Nazi-Germany and had to find my way to the train station and on a train, but when I had to navigate in a souvenir shop filled with shelves covered in Warhammer figures, and before I came to the train station, I had to go to my dentist and have a tooth pulled out, and...

I dreamt about Hannibal Lecter, bondage with dough, Zorro as a kitten and a vengeful kindergartener, who wanted to kill Hannibal for eating her parents. Good morning and good Friday.

I dreamed that I was part of a sequel to Brokeback Mountain which took place in Paris in the 70s and was about drug addicts and AIDS in the city's gay environment where I lived in an exposed residential area and was stabbed with a needle by an angry junkie and had to inform my male boyfriend that now I probably got AIDS....

Dreamt that my mother had given me a kitten who was 15 years old, blind, fuzzy and spotted in white, black, brown and red colors. Zorro couldn't deal with it, and the creature, who was called Madsen, wasn't great with either humans or other animals.

The logic of my dreams is flawless because, yes, when it's nuclear winter you can celebrate Christmas every day and accept that more and more of the guests slowly get lymphoma.

Dreamt that Peter Jackson made a final Lord of the Last Rings movie, in which Sauron is reborn as a purple pokemon with a big red eye. Saw the movie and cried at the premiere over how beautiful it was, arrived at the after party and met Elijah Wood, who put a good word in for me to Peter Jackson,...

I dreamt that Jarl Friis-Mikkelsen (Danish celebrity) had joined Scarlet Valve (my brother's old band) and had played at a hippie festival, where from a lof of hilarious pictures had come, that I couldn't wait to show Casper Christensen (Danish celebrity and friend of Jarl Friis-Mikkelsen irl).