(only available in English)
Some
people rarely dream, some dream all the time, some never dream - or
so they claim, because in fact everyone dreams, it's just a question
about remembering. As humans we have the privilege of remembering and analyzing our dreams and their meanings, whether we want to interpret it in a self-reflective context or a spiritual one. It separates us from the animals.
But sometimes, just sometimes, dreaming and remembering goes too far. It can severely impact your life to dream every single night and remember it like events from yesterday. It creates a sort of split world reality, exactly how it would feel jumping in and out of the Matrix. And not everything you experience is random or casual every-day events. Nightmares that cause you to yell in fear while you sleep, wake you up with a heartbeat as if you'd been out running and keeping you awake until you pass out from exhaustion. Sometimes you don't want to fall asleep either because you know it's going to fuck you up, but you still pass out from exhaustion at some point.
Anyway,
this is my chronological collection, as chronological as it gets,
thanks to Facebook, where I've recorded most of these dreams. As per
September 2018, I stop recording on Facebook and instead use my
website and collect them in this valley of dreams. You might think it's awfully personal to read someone else's dreams, but I've found that mine are very entertaining and enlightening. A lot of popular culture is referenced in my dreams and of course friends and locations that I've been to in my life, mainly in and around my city Aarhus and Denmark.
I will provide the Danish version as well as the English, and while translating
I've tried to stick as much as I could to the original dream content.
Some dreams are more detailed than others, while others are short buzzwords or sentences.
Also, it's worth mentioning, that some periods of time seem to be dream-less. This is not the case. I most likely just didn't record it anywhere and can't find them anymore.
The most recent will show at the top while the older ones are the last due to the dates they were recorded, of course.
Enjoy.
The funicular went in reverse half-way up the mountain because a drug-deal was on-going which we weren't allowed to watch. Back to the station, complain and be led by Gandalf through some caverns with falling stalactites which he broke with the light from his staff before they hit us. Though it turned out that he was behind the deal on...
I get assaulted while waiting for truffle balls, my friends, who are supposed to follow me home bail on me so I have to take a taxi with a pedophile rapist and a serial killer, who start arguing so I can escape. Phew! Dreams are not kind.
Dreamt for starters that HBO had bought the rights to make my Darklighter Chronicles into a TV-series. It's pretty much up their alley, I think, and HBO is the obvious choice. But then I got caught by a middle-eastern militia, but it turned out that the people I were together with were actually some dangerous people walking around with many...
Dreamt me and Slendy had a romantic alliance to take over the world dominion, and it started by buying up all clothing stores in Svendborg (Danish city) and then expanding the warehouse until it covered the entire globe. Well thought out, just saying.
I dreamt that cars and other means of transportation glitched when they crashed into things and people took it completely cool. And then there was a department for Tolkien-studies on the university where they among other things did acupuncture on each other in the breaks. Yeah yeah.
I dreamt of a young Benedict Cumberbatch as a bluehaired transvestite line-dancer in a film called "The Raven of London" from 1995, which revolved around Edgar Allan Poe and the boheme-lifestyle in the city. And then he had Dexter's boat and knew Sir Ian McKellen, who permitted me to rewrite the book "I get way too few eggs for my...
Dreamt I was a really bad Dexter Morgan who was caught because I was walking on a platform in a music theater and it broke under me and the glass shards from the windows hurt. But the man I had killed was hidden really well: in a pick-up truck at the entrance to his own home. The wife never found him. Maybe she didn't want to find him....
Tonight I was in a city which reminded about a combination of Copenhagen and Paris, and there was a huge zoo. I hung out with my friends while being stared down by a gang in a white rolls royce limousine and a group of tourists walked past us and took pictures while their guide talked about "yes and this is...
Incredibly enough I dreamt I received Backstreet Boys as a Christmas present. They weren't overly happy about it but they helped in the garden although AJ set fire to a tree when he wanted to set off fireworks...
Dreamt I made a 5th Hannibal Lecter movie in which Hannibal had hidden from the authorities by burying himself behind an old castle in England and rising in the night to kidnap, kill and eat people from the neighbourhood (which reminded incredibly much about the vampire-myth), and I was caught and he tried to planing my shoulder with a cheese...
