DREAM VALLEY

Prologue

(only available in English)

Some people rarely dream, some dream all the time, some never dream - or so they claim, because in fact everyone dreams, it's just a question about remembering. As humans we have the privilege of remembering and analyzing our dreams and their meanings, whether we want to interpret it in a self-reflective context or a spiritual one. It separates us from the animals.

But sometimes, just sometimes, dreaming and remembering goes too far. It can severely impact your life to dream every single night and remember it like events from yesterday. It creates a sort of split world reality, exactly how it would feel jumping in and out of the Matrix. And not everything you experience is random or casual every-day events. Nightmares that cause you to yell in fear while you sleep, wake you up with a heartbeat as if you'd been out running and keeping you awake until you pass out from exhaustion. Sometimes you don't want to fall asleep either because you know it's going to fuck you up, but you still pass out from exhaustion at some point.

Anyway, this is my chronological collection, as chronological as it gets, thanks to Facebook, where I've recorded most of these dreams. As per September 2018, I stop recording on Facebook and instead use my website and collect them in this valley of dreams. You might think it's awfully personal to read someone else's dreams, but I've found that mine are very entertaining and enlightening. A lot of popular culture is referenced in my dreams and of course friends and locations that I've been to in my life, mainly in and around my city Aarhus and Denmark.

I will provide the Danish version as well as the English, and while translating I've tried to stick as much as I could to the original dream content. Some dreams are more detailed than others, while others are short buzzwords or sentences.

Also, it's worth mentioning, that some periods of time seem to be dream-less. This is not the case. I most likely just didn't record it anywhere and can't find them anymore.

The most recent will show at the top while the older ones are the last due to the dates they were recorded, of course.

Enjoy.

Dream

19-11-2013

Dreamt I had to flee through Russia with the boy who played Anakin Skywalker in SW: Episode I, but I shut him out of the tent while we crossed Siberia so he died of cold, but it didn't really matter because then I had more food and the boy used all our power to text his mother all the time....

Dream

15-11-2013

I dreamt I had the choice between a free Playstation 4 or an xBox One, but I didn't have the possibility of checking which games I could play on which, so I let it be and took the escalator in Bruuns Gallery (shopping centre in Aarhus) where there was a game boss at the upper floor in front of Cinemaxx, the cinema....

Dream

01-11-2013

Dreamt I was a siamese twin with Jamie and Cersei Lannister (which was inconvenient) and Tim Roth was our father.

Dream

08-10-2013

Dreamt I was trapped in a tree statue which was raised on a school I've never seen before. Here I lay listening to Flødeklinikken (Danish band) before Monrad and Rislund (Danish comedians) came and shot me with a tazer. And then I was told that one of the people I love the most would kill me if I went to Berlin....

Dream

30-09-2013

Så, drømmen var om zombier - as usual - men de var langsomme, så verden fungerede så længe militæret var til stede ved offentlige begivenheder - koncerter, fodbold etc. - og kunne pløkke dem; der var endda steder hvor der stort set ikke var nogen zombier og man kunne leve normalt. Men de steder der var nogen, var det survival...

Dream

27-09-2013

Dreamt that Martin forced me to capture and force-feed a young and an older man. The young man turned out to be Sabine (friend) whom I saved, but she vomited me in the face and I got mad and she didn't understand...

Dream

20-09-2013

Dreamt Benedict Cumberbatch recited a poem from Hannibal the Cannibal before I had to undergo surgery.

Dream

28-08-2013

Dreamt a lot of drunk Oompa-loompas were loose in central Aarhus as a part of the festival-week promotion, and you were able to catch them with butterfly nets and cash in a ransom at the police station. I got right and bought a scooner which I used to travel back in time. Yay!

Dream

27-08-2013

Dreamt Denmark was at war and I lived in a deserted factory with some refugees and chasted the enemy soldiers at night, and I got wounded by grenade shards in my arms but still tried to keep up with the others. Finally we got picked up by some dwarves that made sure we got on a train and relieved fled to the neighbouring countries....

Dream

19-08-2013

Dreamt I had to put down Zorro to avoid him being eaten by zombies, but the poison didn't work and instead he waggled around like a chicken in my footsteps while we tried to get away from hordes of the undead. What does that mean?!?