Dream

English

Tonight I met God. He was big and blue and put me through a lot of trials. Firstly I had to stand up during a panel by Barack Obama, and it was first when it was over I discovered, that I could have sat down in the hall instead of standing on the balcony I had been admitted to. Next I was locked into a desolated hotel kinda like the one in "Dark Fall: Lost Souls" (old PC-game), where a creepy soundtrack came from the speakers (but there's no soundtrack in the game). Here I had to choose between keeing a drunk but good soldier or a pregnant but incapacitated woman, because there were zombies in the entire building. Afterwards we had to go down a road where a man kept shooting with an AK-47. If we made it past him we had made it to the last round where we had to draw God. The soldier drew Yoda and I drew Doctor Manhattan from Watchmen and won.

Good morning.

Funny anecdote: later the same day two Jehova's Witnesses wearing blue jackets knocked my door.

Danish

I nat har jeg mødt Gud. Han var stor og blå og udsatte mig for en del prøvelser. For det første skulle jeg stå op til et foredrag med Barack Obama, og det var først da det var slut at jeg opdagede, at jeg kunne have siddet ned i salen i stedet for at have stået på den balkon, jeg var blevet henvist til. Dernæst blev jeg lukket ind i et forladt hotel á la det i "Dark Fall: Lost Souls" (gammelt pc-spil), hvor der kørte et creepy soundtrack fra spillet i højtalerne (men der er ikke noget soundtrack i spillet). Her skulle jeg vælge mellem om jeg ville beholde en fordrukken men dygtig soldat eller en gravid men ukampfærdig kvinde, da der var zombier i hele bygningen. Bagefter skulle vi slippe ned ad en vej hvor der konstant blev skudt på af en mand med en AK-47. Hvis vi nåede ned forbi ham var vi gået videre til sidste runde hvor vi skulle tegne Gud. Soldaten tegnede Yoda, og jeg tegnede Doctor Manhattan fra Watchmen og vandt.
Godmorgen.

Sjov anekdote: Senere på dagen kom der to Jehovas vidner forbi i blå vindjakker.