Dream
English
Dreamt I had invited friends and acquiantances to a panel about Lord of the Rings, but when I told about the One Ring I accidentally opened a portal to Middle-Earth, but it wasn't Middle-Earth but Westeros, and I went about and called Jamie Lannister for Aragorn and didn't understand that Cersei wasn't dark-haired like Arwen is. But it ended with us getting back to another world which was one big prison filled with abandoned clothes from previous inmates, and I tried to convince them of my innocence by singing in the shower. Little did it help when I realised that the portal I had opened to Middle-Earth had been opened in another man's navel, and therefore I was a murderer. Damn.
Danish
Drømte at jeg havde inviteret venner og bekendte til et foredrag om Ringenes Herre, men da jeg læste op om the one ring kom jeg til at åbne en portal til middle-earth, men det var ikke middle-earth men westeros, og jeg gik og kaldte Jamie Lannister for Aragorn og kunne ikke forstå at Cersei ikke var sorthåret sådan som Arwen er. Det endte dog med at vi kom tilbage til en anden verden der var et stort fængsel fyldt med efterladt tøj fra tidligere indsatte, og jeg forsøgte at overbevise dem om min uskyld ved at synge i badet. Lidet hjalp det da jeg indså at den portal jeg havde åbnet til middle-earth i sin tid var blevet åbnet i en anden mands navle og jeg derfor var morder. Øv.

