Dream

English

I can handle being eaten by a behemoth on the top of the Chinese wall and tolerate drowning in a flooded marsh because I sing "The Colors of the Wind" and awaken the wrath of the ghosts, but spending money buying the extra book Gray, which is the plot of 50 shades of gray seen from the point of view of the male main character, that's where I've had enough!
I was also a dog who could cut kaj cakes (Danish treat) ...

Danish

Jeg kan håndtere at blive spist af en behemoth på toppen af den kinesiske mur og tolerere at drukne i en oversvømmet marsk fordi jeg synger "The colours of the wind" og vækker spøgelsernes vrede, men at jeg bruger penge på at købe den ekstra bog Grey, som er handlingen i 50 shades of grey set fra den mandlige hovedkarakters synspunkt, der sætter jeg grænsen!
Jeg var også en hund der kunne skære kajkager...