Dream

English

Had to use the arms carefully to slide along Randersvej on the tram line power lines. I did it, and a random other guy got the Guinness record, even though he cried because it hurt after three days of practice. I had a selfie stick with me and got a pretty nice picture, but dropped the camera which Marha thankfully saved when the surrounding crowd came to congratulate us on achievement. Afterwards we were going to a meeting house and serving food for 60 people but there were not enough bread rolls so I went home.

Finally, I was attending a big meeting with performers and artists in a theater where one of the performers obviously flirted with me. She was all over me and gave me all sorts of liberties and invited me to perform with her as one of her dancers flying over the scene. While most people were happy on my behalf there was also some who were jealous. Part of my costume in performance was to have leg hair extensions in pink and blue and those who put them on and off made sure it hurt me. I was really well off with the performer but suddenly, a little thing we disagreeed on made our friendship collapse totally.

Danish

Skulle bruge armene til forsigtigt at kurre ned langs Randersvej på letbanens el-ledninger. Jeg gjorde det og en random anden fyr satte Guinness recorden, selvom han græd fordi det gjorde så ondt efter tre dages øvning. Jeg havde en selfie stick med mig og fik taget et ret fedt billede men tabte kameraet som Marha heldigvis reddede da den omkringstående folkemængde kom for at ønske os tillykke med bedriften. Vi skulle bagefter hen i et forsamlingshus og servere mad for 60 mennesker men der var ikke nok rundstykker så jeg gik hjem.

Afslutningsvis var jeg til et stort møde med gøglere og artister i et teater hvor en af performerne tydeligvis flirtede med mig. Hun var all over me og gav mig alle mulige friheder og inviterede mig også til at performe med hende som en af hendes dansere hævet over scenen. Imens de fleste var glade på mine vegne var der også nogen der var jaloux. En del af mit kostume i performancen var at have benhårsextensions i lyserød og blåt, og dem der satte dem på og af sørgede for at det gjorde mega ondt. Jeg var på virkelig god fod med performeren men pludselig, en lille ting vi var uenige i fik det hele til at ramle sammen.