Dream

English

Dreamt Frodo and Sam had signed up for Mount Doom sightseeing, and when they arrived at the caldera, Sam grabbed Frodo by the collar and the trouser lining and threw him out over the edge when he didn't want to give up the ring. Unfortunately the ring fell out of Frodo's hand, bounced against the opposite wall and back to Gollum, who shortly after was grabbed by the neck by the Nazgûls and flown to Barad-Dûr where the orcs and Haradrim had a party. My dreams are high-quality comedy...

Danish

Drømte Frodo og Sam havde meldt sig til Mount Doom-sightseeing og da de kom til lava-kammeret tog Sam Frodo i kraven og buksekanten og slyngede ham ud over da han ikke ville give ringen fra sig. Desværre faldt ringen ud af Frodos hånd, bouncede mod den modsatte væg og tilbage op til Gollum der kort efter blev grebet i nakken af nazgûls og fløjet til Barad-dûr hvor der var party for orkerne og haradrim. Mine drømme er satire på højt plan for tiden...