Dream
English
I dreamt that I ate too much salmon with one of my mother's piano pupils whose big brother came and picked him up playing Ironic by Alanis Morissette, which we sang so loud that my mother came out and hushed us down. The pupil also thought I had lazy eyes and no navel. Anders Lund Madsen (Danish comedian) also revealed that he had created the character Lars von Trier as a social experiment, and thought that he could travel to Mars by submarines, and Denmark was the forerunner on that occasion.
Danish
Jeg drømte at jeg spiste for meget laks med en af min mors klaverelever, hvis storebror kom og hentede ham ved at spille Ironic af Alanis Morissette, som vi sang med på så højt at min mor kom ud og tyssede på os. Eleven mente også jeg skelede og ikke havde nogen navle. Anders Lund Madsen afslørede også at han havde skabt karakteren Lars von Trier som et socialt eksperiment, og mente man kunne rejse til Mars med ubåde, og Danmark var foregangsland i den anledning.

