Dream
English
It
started with a wellness stay in a swimming pool where I met an insecure
lady who told her she was being stalked by a guy in the hotel where
we were. He had a wrong idea of their relationship and wanted to get in touch with her all the time.
In
the evening there was a buffet with mainly curry paste and palm marrow
(I do not know if curry pasta exists but palm marrow does and it is
super yummy!). I had promised to go with the lady around at the buffet so if the guy came up to her I could help. It turned out to be one of my colleagues from Allé Huset (where my internship is) who is super nice, but as apparently right now was an asshole. I
was told "back off" in a nice way but he did not understand so we
grabbed our plastic fold-out light sabers (which is now fitted in any well-assorted
wellness hotel) and started to fend off, which I was good at because I
obviously had practiced myself on some cones that were thrown against
me earlier in the day, but I was dying to call the guy for Anakin, and
it made it all the more intense while throwing goo over us in the restaurant, as part of a "rave experience".
It shited to a child sitting in a fenced yard at a shelter where
they sold cats, but the father of the child did not care and tried to
lure it on by promising candy or soda but the baby cried and would rather
have a cat, specifically one little too tiger-like cat, who suddenly was a full-grown tiger. Everyone
had left the room and I had to rescue the child and when I tried to get
people in and help they didn't think there was a tiger in there until
a staff member went in and got the face bitten off. In
addition to the tiger there were also snakes that jumped and ran after me, and the last thing I remember is that I cling to a door handle to
keep a door shut while the tiger roars and is breaking the door down.
Good morning
Danish
Det
startede med et wellness ophold i en swimmingpool hvor jeg mødte en
usikker dame der fortalte hun blev forfulgt af en fyr på hotellet,
hvor vi var. Han havde fået en forkert idé om deres forhold og
ville hele tiden i kontakt med hende.
Om aftenen var der buffet
med hovedsageligt karrypasta og palmemarv (jeg ved ikke om karrypasta
eksisterer men palmemarv gør og det er super yummy!). Jeg havde
lovet at gå med damen rundt ved buffeten så hvis fyren kom op til
hende kunne jeg hjælpe. Det viste sig at være en af mine kollegaer
fra allé huset som er super flink men som apparently lige nu var et
asshole. Jeg fik sagt "back off" på en pæn måde men han
forstod det ikke, så vi greb vores plastik fold-ud light sabers (som
man nu er udstyret med i et wellness hotel) og begyndte at fægte,
hvilket jeg var god til fordi jeg åbenbart havde øvet mig på nogle
kegler der blev kastet imod mig tidligere på dagen, men jeg blev død
og pine ved med at kalde fyren for Anakin, og det gjorde det hele
lidt mere intenst, samtidig med at der blev hældt goo ned over os i
restauranten, som en del af en "rave experience".
Det
udviklede sig til at et barn sad i en indhegning hos et shelter hvor
de solgte katte, men faderen til barnet var ligeglad og prøvede at
lokke det med videre ved at love slik eller sodavand men barnet græd
og ville hellere have en kat, specifikt en lidt for tiger-lignende
kat, der pludselig var en fuldvoksen tiger. Alle havde forladt rummet
og jeg måtte redde barnet ud og da jeg prøvede at få folk ind og
hjælpe troede de ikke på at der var en tiger derinde før en ansat
gik ind og fik bidt ansigtet af. Ud over tigeren var der også
slanger der hoppede og sprang efter én, og det sidste jeg husker er
at jeg klamrer mig til et dørhåndtag for at holde en dør lukket
mens tigeren brøler og er ved at bryde døren ned.
Godmorgen

