Dream

English

Dreaming that Peter Jackson made the Lord of the Rings films about the war in Syria and Iraq, but the only thing that changed was that the journey with the Ring was now taking place from Hogwarts' lower basements to the top tower. Nevertheless, people became angry and one of my acquaintances wrote a book about how bad Peter Jackson is, including. how bad his first movie, Return to Ligusterhækken* (about a caterpillar called Anne, who eats children and looks like a bunch of grapes instead of a caterpillage) is.

*privet hedge

Danish

Drømte at Peter Jackson lavede Ringenes Herre filmene om til at handle om krigen i Syrien og Irak, men det eneste der var ændret var sådan set at nu foregik rejsen med Ringen fra Hogwarts' nederste kældre til det øverste tårn. Ikke desto mindre blev folk sure og en af mine bekendte skrev en bog om hvor dårlig Peter Jackson er, inkl. hvor nederen hans første film, Return to Ligusterhækken (der handlede om en kålorm ved navn Anne, der spiser børn og ligner et bundt vindruer istedet for en kålom), er.