Dream

English

I dreamt that I had a big red pet parrot that could do all sorts of tricks. When I say big, I mean it's almost a meter tall and its claws were very long and sharp. In return, I could have it in a harness when I went to the vet with it, but at the same time its transport container was a Pringles tube and when I got home from the vet, my big brother had chosen to sell all my Ikea service because the Swedes were linked with the Nazis. I became so sad that I had to be admitted to Risskov (psychiatric ward) where they packed me into a fatsuit and blew hot air around the body to simulate peace of mind, but it was really unpleasant and my therapist ended up sending me home again with a "get well soon"-card that the parrot ate when I entered the door.

Afterwards, I dreamt that I was traveling abroad with a student team and we were staying at Gasthaus Roth (a place in Germany where my family used to stay on my way to / from Europe and now closed because the owner is dead) but it lay next to my ex-girlfriend's childhood home at Fynshoved. I guessed which number room we were gonna have, but when we got the key there was a dog in the room and it looked like someone was already living in the room so we were given a new one. Then we went down to the nearby village, which boasted being the most religious-free place in the world, as in: there were a lot of religious movements and we had come at the time of a festival that celebrated them all and the openness around them. During the festival you had to choose your favorite and I chose the one who had the best theme song and was allowed to present their part of the festival's march, and because I made a Rick and Morty joke ("Can't wait to show you what we've got! ") they became the favorites of the festival, because people thought they were popular when they could make pop-culture references.

Danish

Jeg drømte at jeg havde en stor, rød kælepapegøje, der kunne alle mulige tricks. Når jeg siger stor, så betyder det at den var næsten en meter høj og dens kløer var mega lange og skarpe. Til gengæld kunne jeg have den i en sele når jeg skulle til dyrlægen med den, men samtidig var dens transport-beholder et Pringles rør, og da jeg kom hjem fra dyreklinikken havde min storebror valgt at sælge alt mit Ikea-service, fordi svenskerne var i ledtog med nazisterne. Jeg blev så trist at jeg skulle indlægges på Risskov hvor de pakkede én ind i en fatsuit og blæste varm luft ned omkring kroppen i den, for at simulere tryghed, men det var virkelig ubehageligt, og min behandler endte med at sende mig hjem igen med et "god bedring"-kort, som papegøjen spiste da jeg kom ind ad døren.

Efterfølgende drømte jeg at jeg skulle på udlandstur med et studiehold, og vi skulle indlogeres på Gasthaus Roth (et sted i Tyskland, min familie plejede at overnatte på vej til/fra rejser i Europa, og nu lukket pga ejeren er død), men det lå nu ved siden af min eks-kærestes barndomshjem på Fynshoved. Jeg gættede hvilket nummer værelse vi skulle have, men da vi fik nøglen var der en hund derinde og det lignede at der allerede var nogen der boede på værelset, så vi fik et nyt tildelt. Derefter tog vi ned i den nærliggende landsby, som brystede sig af at være det mest religionsfrie sted i verden, as in: der var utrolig mange religiøse bevægelser og vi var kommet midt i en festival der fejrede dem alle sammen og den åbenhed der var omkring dem. Man skulle i løbet af festivalen vælge sin favorit og jeg valgte den, der havde den bedste temasang, og fik lov til at præsentere deres del af festivalens optog, og fordi jeg lavede en Rick and Morty joke ("Can't wait to show you what we've got!"), blev de festivalens favoritter, fordi folk syntes de var folkelige når de kunne lave pop-kultur referencer.