A handful of dreams

English

I haven't recorded my dreams for a while because my computer has been offline. Here are some of them compiled together

Tonight's dream:

I dreamt that I had taken over being pregnant for our friend, but the government was chasing me because they didn't like the thought of a man being pregnant. My mom was proud though as she got to see me with a pregnant belly. I tried to disguise myself in a supermarket among other pregnant women, but because I was the third in a line, and third being the most random of numbers, they discovered me and I had to dodge them throughout the supermarket. I made it outside and ran down the street with a gun I had taken from a security guard, but a police man shot me in my left shoulder and I fell to the ground bleeding out, thinking how the kid wasn't gonna get his Christmas presents now.

Yesterday:

I was at my parents' house helping out in the garden when a wood chipper caught on my hoodie and pulled me backwards. I tried to scream and stem against the pull, and I somehow managed to get out. Afterwards I had to cross the school yard of my old grade school, and there was a really strong storm going on, snow and lightning at the same time. I fought my way half way across and to a tree where I could rest against its trunk before the final stage, although the wind blew with 250 km/h and knocked me back into a snow drift where I lay and drowned in the snow as it wouldn't stop tumbling down over my face and into my mouth. A lightning struck the tree I had just been holding on to previously and the fire caught the branches which reached in over my parents' house, which caught on fire and they ran out in a panic and died.

Earlier this week:

I dreamt I had to go pick up a baby at a kiosk near my old school because I had gotten a child with a girl I didn't know and now I had to take care of it. The baby turned into a cat, so it was ok.

Last week:

I dreamt Fabio Lanzoni tried to lure me into a cult in a house where he lived with his very kinky friends. They put on a facade when I was visiting and everything seemed totally fine and normal and they were all happy on the outside, but as soon as we left a room in the house, we could hear them arguing behind us.  

Danish

Jeg har ikke registreret mine drømme et stykke tid, fordi min computer har været offline. Her er nogle af dem samlet sammen

Aftenens drøm:

Jeg drømte, at jeg havde overtaget at være gravid for vores ven, men regeringen jagede mig, fordi de ikke kunne lide tanken om at en mand var gravid. Min mor var dog stolt da hun så mig med en gravid mave. Jeg forsøgte at forklæde mig selv i et supermarked blandt andre gravide, men fordi jeg var den tredje i en kø, og tredje var den mest tilfældige af tal, opdagede de mig, og jeg måtte undvige dem i hele supermarkedet. Jeg flygtede udenfor og løb ned ad gaden med en pistol, jeg havde taget fra en sikkerhedsvagt, men en politimand skød mig i min venstre skulder, og jeg faldt til jorden og forblødte og tænkte på, at barnet ikke ville få sine julegaver nu.

I går:

Jeg var hos mine forældres hus og hjalp i haven, da en barkfræser fangede min hættetrøje og trak mig baglæns. Jeg forsøgte at skrige og stemte imod trækket, og jeg formåede på en eller anden måde at komme ud af trøjen. Bagefter måtte jeg krydse min gamle skoles skolegård, og der var en virkelig stor storm i gang, sne og lyn på samme tid. Jeg kæmpede mig halvvejs over til et træ, hvor jeg kunne hvile mod det inden sidste etape, men vinden blæste med 250 km / t og bankede mig tilbage i en snedrive, hvor jeg lå og druknede i sneen som blev ved med at falde ned over mit ansigt og ind i min mund. En lynnedslag slog ned i træet, jeg netop havde holdt fast på, og ilden fangede grenene, der rakte over mine forældres hus, som blev brændt og de løb ud i panik og døde.

Tidligere i ugen:

Jeg drømte, jeg var nødt til at hente en baby i en kiosk i nærheden af ​​min gamle skole, fordi jeg havde fået et barn med en pige, jeg ikke kendte, og nu måtte jeg passe på det. Barnet blev til en kat, så det var ok.

Sidste uge:

Jeg drømte, Fabio Lanzoni forsøgte at lokke mig med i en kult i et hus, hvor han boede sammen med sine meget kinky venner. De havde en facade oppe, da jeg var på besøg, og alt virkede helt fint og normalt, og de var alle glade set udefra, men så snart vi forlod et værelse i huset, kunne vi høre dem skændes bag os.