DREAM VALLEY

Prologue

(only available in English)

Some people rarely dream, some dream all the time, some never dream - or so they claim, because in fact everyone dreams, it's just a question about remembering. As humans we have the privilege of remembering and analyzing our dreams and their meanings, whether we want to interpret it in a self-reflective context or a spiritual one. It separates us from the animals.

But sometimes, just sometimes, dreaming and remembering goes too far. It can severely impact your life to dream every single night and remember it like events from yesterday. It creates a sort of split world reality, exactly how it would feel jumping in and out of the Matrix. And not everything you experience is random or casual every-day events. Nightmares that cause you to yell in fear while you sleep, wake you up with a heartbeat as if you'd been out running and keeping you awake until you pass out from exhaustion. Sometimes you don't want to fall asleep either because you know it's going to fuck you up, but you still pass out from exhaustion at some point.

Anyway, this is my chronological collection, as chronological as it gets, thanks to Facebook, where I've recorded most of these dreams. As per September 2018, I stop recording on Facebook and instead use my website and collect them in this valley of dreams. You might think it's awfully personal to read someone else's dreams, but I've found that mine are very entertaining and enlightening. A lot of popular culture is referenced in my dreams and of course friends and locations that I've been to in my life, mainly in and around my city Aarhus and Denmark.

I will provide the Danish version as well as the English, and while translating I've tried to stick as much as I could to the original dream content. Some dreams are more detailed than others, while others are short buzzwords or sentences.

Also, it's worth mentioning, that some periods of time seem to be dream-less. This is not the case. I most likely just didn't record it anywhere and can't find them anymore.

The most recent will show at the top while the older ones are the last due to the dates they were recorded, of course.

Enjoy.

Dream

13-03-2017

Tonight Martin fired blanks from an AK-47 into a crowd of people, and I got angry with him when I remembered that's what Michael Massee dod during the shooting of The Crow when Brandon Lee was killed. As punishment he had to make Thai food with a kilo of bay leaves and seven different types of seafood in it.

Dream

27-02-2017

Dreamt I could transform into a helicopter and flew over a church where I had to push on ornaments to open a skab with relics. There were among other things, kimonos with accompanying trial swords in wood.

Dream

21-02-2017

I dreamt I had Star Wars sweat pants. Needless to say I was disappointed when I woke up.

Dream

18-02-2017

Tonight, at least 50 puppies were put down in downtown Aarhus. Can still hear them whining in my head before they were shot or had their throats cut. There was a really nice samojede that was completely white and had white eyes and it just got shot even though it was magical-ish. However I saved a labrador puppy!

Dream

17-02-2017

Dreamt Harry Potter used the home-stirred lemon butter from restaurant Møf to fight Voldemort. Just saying, that butter is the best!

Dream

12-02-2017

That thing when you have a nightmare and you reach out with a hand to shield yourself from a zombie, just to wake up to the sound of your own shout and not fully detect that the hand has actually lifted itself over you and therefore falls into your mouth . Now I have a bruised lip and the day hasn't even begun yet......

Dream

10-01-2017

Dreamt I was part of a Maori-tribe on New Zealand, where the settlers took us young people and chopped off our toes from the feet and broke the rest with a meat hammer as big as an anvil, so we couldn't run from them.

Dream

22-12-2016

I dreamt I was an inspector during the Cold War and had to go to different schools where I had to decide if their gym could be used as a shelter and while we were there, the students, including Ophelia and Leni Flemming, performed Feliz Navidad with big Santa beards and hats that could turn around the top of the...

Dream

18-12-2016

Dreamt about intelligent velociraptors, more intelligent than in Jurassic Park.