(only available in English)
Some
people rarely dream, some dream all the time, some never dream - or
so they claim, because in fact everyone dreams, it's just a question
about remembering. As humans we have the privilege of remembering and analyzing our dreams and their meanings, whether we want to interpret it in a self-reflective context or a spiritual one. It separates us from the animals.
But sometimes, just sometimes, dreaming and remembering goes too far. It can severely impact your life to dream every single night and remember it like events from yesterday. It creates a sort of split world reality, exactly how it would feel jumping in and out of the Matrix. And not everything you experience is random or casual every-day events. Nightmares that cause you to yell in fear while you sleep, wake you up with a heartbeat as if you'd been out running and keeping you awake until you pass out from exhaustion. Sometimes you don't want to fall asleep either because you know it's going to fuck you up, but you still pass out from exhaustion at some point.
Anyway,
this is my chronological collection, as chronological as it gets,
thanks to Facebook, where I've recorded most of these dreams. As per
September 2018, I stop recording on Facebook and instead use my
website and collect them in this valley of dreams. You might think it's awfully personal to read someone else's dreams, but I've found that mine are very entertaining and enlightening. A lot of popular culture is referenced in my dreams and of course friends and locations that I've been to in my life, mainly in and around my city Aarhus and Denmark.
I will provide the Danish version as well as the English, and while translating
I've tried to stick as much as I could to the original dream content.
Some dreams are more detailed than others, while others are short buzzwords or sentences.
Also, it's worth mentioning, that some periods of time seem to be dream-less. This is not the case. I most likely just didn't record it anywhere and can't find them anymore.
The most recent will show at the top while the older ones are the last due to the dates they were recorded, of course.
Enjoy.
Dreamt I was at a David Bowie concert where he was actually in jail but had been allowed to perform before the trial, and there were a lot of people. I was security manager and was suddenly lured by Brian Mikkelsen (Danish politician) to come backstage and have a beer with him and Peter Frödin (Danish singer/comedian). When I came...
First nightmare: dreaming I'm aboard the Titanic while it sinks and stupid as I am I save Leonardo Dicaprio and my cat. Second nightmare: lying in my bed with the back to the room while long, black, rotten tentacles are holding me down and stranling me and the lights outside my window come from nuclear explosions sailing around the horizon....
I think it's unfair. Now I'm not even allowed to dream that I'm a vampire without that cute babe, whose daughter I'd just molested, chooses to become a zombie... And Gandalf and Saruman in a secret love-relationship because they try to overthrow Lord Baelish and Queen Cersei - but they're all cartoon drawings and go to a rather boring Malk...
My dreams tell me everything I need to know: Gandalf is really Horatio Caine, and he's going to marry Galadriel (Calleigh Dusquene) because Celeborn (Frank Tripp) was a douche bag and slept with Arwen (in this seemingly a cross-dresser/shemale/something-something) while Aragorn (Eric Delko) is having a go at Boromir (starring Pedo-bear).
My dreams conclude: wolves are as bad as sharks and can only be killed with dough. Fat kids take care of babies but try to escape the duties, bald men have to be caught so they don't kill muslims (especially that guy with the burn in the face and the other guy with the wolf-shark on a leash because he...
